14 August 2007

What is 国语?

Overheard in the E.D --
ching-chong china man and his friend
(xu-xu-shaw-shaw in some funny dialect no-one's ever heard before)

a certain chinese female dr
hi there, i'm .....

(obviously don't know what the certain chinese female dr was talking about)

a certain chinese female dr
let's try again. 我会讲一点点国语。

ching-chong china man
你是从哪个国家来的?

a certain chinese female dr
(unable to explain her entire heritage, she thought this would be an easier answer) - 英国.

ching-chong china man
英国, 那你的国语。。。???
你是从哪个国家来的?

a certain chinese female dr & ching-chong china man
(totally and utterly confused with each other, but at the same time happy as able to communicate therefore not requiring to talk via ching-chong china man's friend over a greasy mobile phone)

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Later, when trying to explain this to HW (who's chinese is erm, how shall we put it..) - i was suddenly enlightened. When said 国语, a certain chinese female dr meant 普通话. Obviously, to ching-chong china man, if a certain chinese female dr was from 英国, wouldn't her 国语 be 英文= English? dang!

And they said she took Higher Chinese...you got to be kidding me.


Currently doing: I'm going out tonight. Woo hoo.

1 comment:

Kenneth Koh said...

wah tell me about it man! every other day i've been called to do translator duty in a&e/resus even. and with my acs chinese. gotta come see our new place sometime.