The dangers of wholesome cooking

I am a self-declared take-away addict.
I order such excessive amounts of take-away so much so that restaurants can caller ID me (yes, how sad) and can afford to give me free bottles of wine with each order.

With bevo's exams round the corner, it is the only time of the year where i actually take on (erm attempt, rather) domestic goddess-like behaviour and cook, yes cook, good wholesome homemade food. No take-away and no msg. Everything's fresh (or as fresh as tesco can be) and almost organic.

Alas, the perils of the kitchen. This weekend alone, I have encountered the following disasters:

1. Spilling blueberry juice all over my clean, WHITE t-shirt.
2. Rubbed my eyes with fingers that have been smudged with chilli-padi juice. Oh boy.
3. Asphyxiated from frying the above said chillis without bothering to turn the extractor on.
4. Burnt pop-corn ?!?
   

Thus, although i can turn out pretty tasty homemade wholesome food, take-away still seems like the easier option to me! Without the washing up involved, as obviously, no one cleans up around here but me. (Note to BEVO)

Currently doing: Browsing through Tesco.com and considering acquiring a Water Butt. Somehow 200L seems a little excessive to me. Hmm...

MB BS Finals

Congratulations to all my friends who passed the final hurdle!
You may be perpectually drunk till the 1st of August...Cheers! xxx

Keep to your lane, MISTER

I love cabs only when i'm in one of them. They succeed in getting me from A to B quickly but expensively.

However, i do not like driving alongside cabs. They drive rudely, aggressively and dangerously. Today, a cab cut 3 lanes very acutely in order to turn right, and almost hit my car. My glares were obviously ignored and I REALLY SHOULD HAVE HONKED (BUT WAS TOO SLOW. GRR.)

My blood is still boiling 6 hours later. I now refuse to take a cab. I would rather walk. HMPH.

Currently doing: Having dinner, whilst folding laundry and thinking of what i should have for dessert...

Diagnosis Wenckebach

Something for the medics:
P.S whoever said medics were ever dull?



Currently doing: Watching silly videos like these. Drinking (bev's) Budweiser and stuffing my face with MacD fries..Wahaha. I love saturdays.