04 July 2006

You know you're an idiot when you think a clothes dryer is a treadmill machine

I'm an idiot. Yes, yes, just needed to remind myself of the fact once again.
Let me just set the scene for you -

(Bev and I waiting in car, whilst HW goes into Royal Margin for some take-out)

BEV
(eating her avalanche ice-cream from KFC)
Ya, this ice-cream not very good...McFlurry definitely better

KIM
(trying to hide in the car from Royal Margin waiter cos' just went there this afternoon, didn't want yet another restaurant to realise she's a take-out junkie)
Um...yah...leave me some to try...
AY, BEV! THAT WOMAN IS DAMN GOOD..SHE'S RUNNING ON THE TREADMILL ON HER BALCONY... HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!

BEV
what treadmill? huh?

KIM
there - that woman on her balcony, the 3rd floor..she just put her headband on...

BEV
(silence)
erm...what? hello, jie?

KIM
(thinks)
(thinks some more)
(realises she's got no brain + blind)
OH SHIT! she's hanging clothes, not preparing to run...

BEV
You're such an idiot!
(goes back to eating)


Kim laughing to herself hysterically, with Bev rolling her eyes...

BEV
It's not even funny lor...

Well, if you covered the height of the clothes dryer with the wall of the woman's balcony, then it sticks out like the handles of the treadmill, plus the woman looked like she was going to work out anyway...I'M SO LAME..urgh.

clothes dryers... bah.



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